December 2008
35 posts
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What a year.
Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cats? “best of” compalation?
AAAAANNNNDDD Automatic reblog.
Best discovery of ‘08: Dry Shampoo
Best. Product. EVER.
“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it.
For every truth there is...”
Monkey Overkill
Monkey, I’ve got something to say, and it’s about you biting that bar, and it’s not going to be pretty. You know, Monkey, if you had just sat there, like a normal monkey, you would have been cute enough. Hell, you could have even fallen on your back and put all of your arms and legs up in the air, and I would have been fine with it. But biting that bar? Fuck you....
“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”
– Audrey Hepburn (via nothillaryclintonsblog)
In Moscow, I was rifling through a stack of old soviet posters, and the seller snuck up behind me and began reading the translations for me.
“Russian talk is of nice fur Nazzzi spies”
uh huh.
“Tobacco is of naughty persuasion. Don’t engage.”
I see.
“we care about zee breastesees.”
Heeeyy yyoooooooooowwwwww
The literal translation?
“Do you...
Revived from an old journal entry of mine
Dear ladies in 210: Kindly go fuck yourselves. Do not, I repeat Do NOTinterrupt my duties at the front desk to come look at “all of the black hairs all over our bed.” No, one little inch of hair on the corner of your bed does not count as “all over.” More importantly, don’t ask me to change the sheets because you are OCD and paranoid about the room being dirty. I...
“I had a little party the other night and we ended up drinking jaeger bombs and i was fondly reminded of you and our good times in russia”
I don’t know if I should be flattered or embarassed. haha
ah, Megan….. I <3 her.
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is...”
#874 The Five Second Rule
The Five Second Rule simply states that any food dropped on the floor is perfectly fine to eat as long as you pick it up in less than five seconds.
The rule has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Took Me To Pick This Food Up Rule. But whatever version you use, there’s just no...
“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a...”
Happy International Volunteer day to me!
I love me some Russia. I miss working at the shelter, Leninski disabled, and Women’s Hospital.
I really can’t be trusted to make any major decisions for myself. The deciding factors where I’m going to grad school is based on the shopping areas, local cuisine, number of social networking venues, and city ambiance.
Seriously. What is wrong with me?
What is the student/teacher ratio at Towson? I don’t know.
How many assistantships are available? I...
Me: “How come there’s no paper in this room?! I need to write something down.” Mom: “Hey, I’ll just tear a page out of this Bible here.”
Haha. My mothers so blasphemous. I love it.