Twentysomething Wanderlust

why is Nigel Barker on TV guide, talking about delivering babies?!

I’M SCARED.

allthingsalishan:

napturality:elloirs:insomniapit:fuckyeahpyts:(via mouthfullofgommy)

Dealbreaker: You are THIS guy.

Get out of my face with your chiseled cheekbones and pouty lips. Give me a blue collar man who knows how to work with his hands and isn’t used to 100,000,000 daily offers of fellatio. Wearing banana republic, biting your lip and making your O face to the general public DOES NOT make you a productive member of society.

sydneysilvera:

itsnotthatserious:

generic1:

(via ladymisskate)

Thank God LA is hella far away.

Reason # 5720424290 why I wanna move out to the west coast. It would be ~~really~~ hella awesome.

I’m tired of:

Twilight

Being poor

Turkey

In that order. Carry on.

(via papertissue)

fuckyeahdogs:

(via cassket)

Heard “Macarena” in the car on the way home from work. Starting Thanksgiving break off on the right foot.

Pic unrelated.

The key to success in grad school is playing lots of wii, eating peppermint icecream and watching “The Nanny”. IT HAS TO BE.

anotsoboringday:

(via kwassakwassa)

She suuuure mother freakin is.

fuckyeahdogs:

(via lovegifs)

Whoever runs fuckyeahdogs has a serious affinity for pugs.

WHERE ARE MUH BULLDOG GIFS?!

Thats all I’m sayin.

Rules of Yogato

If Mr. Roboto comes over the speaker system and you sing along,
you get 10% off yogurt.
Try your luck with a trivia question. Get it right for 10% off, but get it wrong and 10% is added.
If you will wear a yogato stamp on your head, you get 10% off.
If you can recite the Stirling battlefield speech from Braveheart in a great scottish accent, you get 20% off yogurt.
Order a yogurt for 30 consecutive days and we’ll name a flavor after you. View 30 Day Champions
If a customer suggests a topping or flavor which is then adopted, that customer receives a 5% discount for life.
If anyone can stump Steve on trivia regarding Seinfeld or “The Rock,” 10% off yogurt.
Anyone wearing a kickball uniform and has played hard (evidenced by dirt on their knees) will receive an automatic 10% off yogurt.

Rules 9 and 10 added on Mr. Yogato’s first birthday!!!

Reenact the entire 47-second Michael Jackson Thriller dance for 20% off. Perform a shorter choreographed dance (such as the Hitch Q-Tip dance) for 10% off.
Dress up like 80’s tennis legend Bjorn Borg and receive 25% off. Sing “I’m Too Sexy” by RSF in his Swedish accent to bump it up to 50%.

Seinfeld Mega-Challenges

Challenge 1: Bring any Seinfeld minor character into the store for a picture with the Yogato tie and receive 10 free yogurts or all-you-can-eat for a week.
Challenge 2: Create an edible Yogato pasta-structure (i.e. Fusilli Jerry) and receive a discount in percentage points equal to the height (in cm) of the figure.

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Twentysomething Wanderlust

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